Friday, November 13

symptoms of love.

IT'S NOT JUST LOVE :)


Symptoms and prognosis:

1. Skippy heartbeat when you think of him/her.
Symptoms: Love
Prognosis: Ventricular fibrillation and Myocardial Infarction.

2. Restless trembling of hands, feet and other body parts.
Symptoms: Love
Prognosis: Parkinson's Disease

3. Constant smiling.
Symptoms: Love
Prognosis: Bell's Palsy

4. Absent mindedness, inability to focus on tasks at work or at home.
Symptoms: Love
Prognosis: Early Onset of Alzheimer's Disease

5. Weakening of knees and bursts of energy when she calls or comes over.
Symptoms: Love
Prognosis: Multiple Sclerosis

6. Inability to stop thinking about her.
Symptoms: Love
Prognosis: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

7. Bruising on neck, and other tender areas.
Symptoms: Love
Prognosis: Leukemia

8. Insomnia.
Symptoms: Love
Prognosis: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

9. Feeling that you can smell/hear/feel her when not in her presence.
Symptoms: Love
Prognosis: Schizophrenia








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